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[cotya]

A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked:
'Now Carmela, why do you want a pay increase?'

Carmela: 'Well, Seora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Carmela: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Carmela: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Carmela: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Carmela: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Carmela: 'No Seora, the gardener did.'
Wife: "So how much do you want?"