cotya

Continuation...
1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
2. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
3. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
4. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
5. You!... Off my planet!
6. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.
7. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
8. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was Flat.
9. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
10. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
11. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
12. Allow me to introduce my selves.
13. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
14. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
15. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
16. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
17. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
18. A woman's favorite position is CEO.
19. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
20. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
21.I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
22. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
23. Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
24. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
25. I plead contemporary insanity.
26. And which dwarf are you?
27. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
28. Meandering to a different drummer.
29. I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?