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[cotya]

Throughout the ages, men have been trying to unlock the mystery as to why their wives who accepted them as they were before they got married, begin the quest to change their behaviour and life-style once their vows are exchanged.

Finally, the riddle is solved. A social-scientist arrived at a simple and logical explanation.
When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a hymn.
Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process where the brain absorbs these three stimuli: aisle, altar, hymn, begins.
She becomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these perceptions: aisle, altar, hymn. . . aisle, altar, hymn. . . aisle, altar, hymn.
And finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is complete.
She looks up at him smiling sweetly and keeps saying to herself... 'I'll alter him.'

Comments

[val000.livejournal.com]

Забавно!

[foxyfriend.livejournal.com]

Hillarious! :)))))

[gipa.livejournal.com]

At the same time, her groom looking at her and think to himself...'She'll stay just the way she is now.'
Boy, will those too be disappointed in the nearest future!
:)

[cotya.livejournal.com]

Точно-точно :)