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[cotya]

Манина воскресная школа присылает емайлы с последними новостями и бородатыми анекдотами :)

A Russian Jew files an application to immigrate to Israel. The local commissar calls him in for questioning and asks:  "Haven't we allowed you the right to worship in your Synagogue? " "Can't complain." "Haven't we let you live in peace with your fellow Jews?" "Can't complain." "Haven't we allowed you to travel freely within and beyond the village?" "Can't complain." "Haven't we allowed you to teach your children Torah?" "Can't complain." "Haven't we let you practice your profession?" "Can't complain." "Then why do you want to go to Israel?" "There, I can complain!"