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Jewish Mother (J.M.): "Hello?"

Daughter (D.): "Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?"

(J.M.): "You're going out?"

(D.): "Yes."

(J.M.): "With whom?"

(D.): "With a friend."

(J.M.): "I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man."

(D.): "I didn't leave him. He left me! "

(J.M.): "You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies."

(D.): "I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids? "

(J.M.): "I never left you to go out with anybody except your father."

(D.): "There are lots of things that you did and I don't."

(J.M.): "What are you hinting at? "

(D.): "Nothing,I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight."

(J.M.): "You're going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?"

(D.): "My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!"

(J.M.): "So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?"

(D.): "He's not a loser."

(J.M.): "A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite."

(D.): "I don't want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not? "

(J.M.): "Poor children with such a mother."

(D.): "Such a what?"

(J.M.): "With no stability. No wonder your husband left you."

(D.): "ENOUGH!!! "

(J.M.): "Don't scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too! "

(D.): "Now you're worried about the loser? "

(J.M.): "Ah, so you see he's a loser. I spotted him immediately."

(D.): "Goodbye, mother."

(J.M.): "Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over? "

(D.): "I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!"

(J.M.): "If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?"

Why Jewish Daughters Need Therapy.. :)