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WILL I Be 80?
I recently turned 67 and had to choose a new primary care physician for my Medicare program.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him
'Do you think I will live to be 80?'
He asked:
Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I don't do drugs, either...'
'Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?'
'I said,
'No, I usually stay home and keep to myself'.
'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
I said,
'No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking,
or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said. 'I don't do any of those things.'
He looked at me and said,
'Then why do you give a shit?
I recently turned 67 and had to choose a new primary care physician for my Medicare program.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him
'Do you think I will live to be 80?'
He asked:
Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I don't do drugs, either...'
'Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?'
'I said,
'No, I usually stay home and keep to myself'.
'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
I said,
'No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking,
or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said. 'I don't do any of those things.'
He looked at me and said,
'Then why do you give a shit?
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-Да, но зачем?...
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Мужчина вступает в партию, проходит собеседования в райкоме.
- Вы понимаете, что как партийный человек вы должны подавать пример беспартийным товарищам. Вы выпиваете?
- Бывает...
- Придется отказаться? Курите?
- Ну да.
- Бросайте, ваше здоровье будет не только вашим, оно принадлежит партии. А как у вас с женщинами?
- Ну, как у всех. Иногда и налево сходишь, я ж мужик...
- Да вы что! А моральный облик строителя коммунизма? Только с женой и в темноте! А жизнь за партию отдадите?
- Забирайте!!! На хуя она, такая жизнь?
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-Доктор я жить буду?
-Да, но зачем?...